Introduction

I’d like to thank my parents for making tonight possible, and my children for making it necessary. —Victor Borge

You’re Going to Be a Dad? Yikes!

Nobody is born a father. Yes, that’s correct, nobody is born a father. Even if you live way outside the traditional family structure that has a mom, a dad, and 2-4 kids, there’s no possible way that you were a father the instant you were born. And obviously, babies haven’t even learned what being a person is, so there’s no way they know what being a father is. Maybe......